Sebastian Escobar's Workout has Fans Asking About His 'Bazongas'

"Conclave" happening in real life had us all caught up in the drama, the spectacle, and the suspense. While we waited for the moment the new pope would be selected and announced, we had a lot of fun making jokes. Some of them were hilarious. Others were hot and horny, like this mesmerizing workout video by Sebastian Escobar, in which the camera is placed very strategically between his legs.

There's a really sweet interaction in the comments, where someone asked "que es bazongas?" and Escobar replied "chesticles," to which the original commenter replied with an enthusiastic "ayyyy bravo we love it." So true!

A model and founder of jewelry brand DESCO, Sebastian Escobar is no stranger to showing off the fruits of his fitness labor, flexing his biceps and using our desire to see his abs as a way to market his jewelry, which is beautiful in itself, but all the more for being paired with some chest hair and a steamy gaze into the camera.

Escobar also has thighs that could crush us in any way he'd like them to.