NSFW: Here's a Pokemon Go Gay Porn Parody That No One Asked For

Were you trying to catch a Diglit on Pokemon Go and suddenly thought to yourself, "Damn. I Really wish there was a gay porn parody of this."

No you didn't, because literally none of the 15 million Pokemon Go players have ever had that thought. But someone over at the gay porn studio Men.com came up with the idea of an x-rated Pokemon Go parody and made it into a reality.

Putting PokeDicks to shame, there is now a gay porn parody of the popular augmented reality video game called "Fuckemon Go." The scene is actually more of a parody of the Pokemon anime series from the 90s, as gay porn star Johnny Rapid plays Ash and gay actor Will Braun plays his friend, fellow trainer Brock. There is also a "Peek-a-choo" (???) that evolves into "hard and charged fuck-ready Adam Bryant."

Read Men.com's full description of the clip:

After a long day of catching Pokemon, Ash and his buddy Brock are in for a surprise when Peek-a-choo is transformed into hard and charged fuck-ready Adam Bryant. What can the boys do but fuck this real-life Pokemon? They waste no time getting that solid dick in their mouths before taking turns mounting that Level-1000 cock.

In the trailer, Rapid and Braun run around in the woods, holding their smartphones, in search of "Fuckemon," which look like Pokemon except they're made out of dildos. Some creatures the porn stars encounter include a "Buttplugosaur," "Zabra," and finally "Peek-a-choo," which suddenly turns into Bryant, who calls the trainers over to have sex.

Watch the slightly-SFW version below, or, if you dare, click here to watch the very NSFW trailer and prepare to have your childhood destroyed!